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JimmyJane Iconic Smoothie White Vibrator

Jimmyjane Iconic Smoothie Vibrator Review

MISS MOISTY REVIEWS THE JIMMYJANE ICONIC SMOOTHIE VIBRATOR

Today I am reviewing the Jimmyjane Iconic Smoothie Vibrator as part of The Usual Suspects collection by Jimmyjane. Jimmyjane toys, according to their website are; “high end and quality focused” with their self described luxury vibrators providing “pleasure and strengthening connections, to create provocative possibilities”.

The Usual Suspect Collection is made up of some of the most recognised and iconic vibrators in the world, redesigned by Jimmyjane and presented in a pure white colour. For some reason Apple products sprung to mind….

The Iconic Smoothie is a nod to the first vibrators that appeared on the market in the 1940s under the guise of ‘personal massagers’ and has long been the shape most synonymous with sex toys since.

JimmyJane Iconic Smoothie White Vibrator

The Iconic Smoothie comes with batteries included (as per my previous review of the Rocks-Off Bullet Vibrator, this is an instant star winner!) in a discreetly packaged box. It’s clear Jimmyjane were aiming for a classy yet affordable angle with this toy, with the white colouring as well as the packaging, which includes a bit of history about the toy itself.

HOW THE VIBRATOR WORKS

The bottom of this vibrator twists to turn the toy on and you can adjust the vibration setting from here.  Despite having varying speeds of vibration, the The Iconic Smoothie only has one style of pulsation which personally for me, can get old pretty quickly. I played around with a couple of different speeds, the strongest I found just a little too intense for my liking… but I just toned that down a little and it worked very well 😉

The Iconic Smoothie can be used both internally and externally which is great for variation, but the smooth surface meant I preferred using it externally.

JimmyJane Iconic Smoothie Side White Usual Suspects Collection

The shape of the tip was great for clit stimulation which is what I found this toy best for.

I used this with my partner as well who enjoyed it but got a little over excited playing with the speed at one point, twisting the base off completely (note to self… remember to calm boyfriend down first, before bringing out toys).

The toy is also bath friendly but I didn’t get a chance to test this feature out unfortunately. I recommend you do and let me know how it goes.

WHAT I LIKED ABOUT THE JIMMY JANE ICONIC SMOOTHIE VIBRATOR…

I really like the versatility of the toy. I used it both internally and externally and found both enjoyable, although ultimately I used it mostly just externally. It is also extremely easy to clean, just mild soap and water, as opposed to having to buy special sex toy cleaner or wipes.

MY LEAST FAVOURITE PART ABOUT THIS VIBRATOR…

I found the Iconic Smoothie a little too clinical in appearance. The plain basic white colour was just a little boring for me. I like a little bit of flare and colour in my sex toys and this felt almost medical in its appearance.  I suppose that’s only a trivial point though.

I RECOMMEND THE JIMMY JANE ICONIC SMOOTHIE VIBRATOR FOR…

If you are looking for a something plainer and more simple in a vibrator, but still want a quality sex toy that allows for  variety, I would recommend the Jimmyjane Iconic Smoothie Vibrator.

The Iconic Smoothie is currently on sale for $32.90 and also available in the triple play promo with free K Y lubricant.

Would make an excellent late Xmas or new years present for a sex toys beginner, yourself or your partner. It’s discreet and non-offensive, but still is a reliable basic vibe.

3 out of 5 orgasms.

 

About Miss Moisty

miss moisty sex toy reviewer

Miss Moisty is a 20-something entertainer who has dabbled in many aspects of the adult industry, including pole dancing, burlesque and exotic dancing. Plus a touch of nude modelling here and there. Her latest venture is sex toy reviewing. She believes in and supports sex positivism and will try anything once…twice if it makes her orgasm!

Stay tuned for more sex toy reviews soon.

Rocks Off RO 80mm deadly passion bullet vibrator

Rocks-Off Bullet Vibrator Review

Miss Moisty Reviews The Rocks-Off Bullet Vibrator

So, it rocked up on my doorstep in the usual discreet packaging – (thanks OohSexToys) and I thought to myself; “here we go, just another bullet vibrator to chew up battery, with 1 setting, to leave me unsatisfied”.

But after my first experience with this toy, I was glad to be proven wrong.

HOLY SHIT best describes my initial thoughts after using the Rocks-Off Deadly Passion Bullet Vibrator. It packs a punch for it’s small size (80 mm length).

First of all, the aesthetics of the toy are designed by U.K based tattoo artist Lal Hardy, who’s claim to fame is turning “tattoo disaster pieces in master pieces”. U.K based toy designer Rocks-Off sure have done a great job of making this vibrator stand out from the crowd.

Everything about this ladies vibrator is pretty, from its stylish, colourful packaging, (which for once doesn’t feature a half naked women on it, thank God!), to the smooth bullet shape, to the gold casing. The pattern features a fairly traditionally tattoo piece – a dagger and roses emblazoned on it with the script ‘passion’ down the side.

rocks-off bullet vibrator tattoo design

This bullet vibrator is so pretty you almost want to leave it out as home décor… but I live in a share house so that might be awkward.

The batteries come included, which is my pet hate about buying new sex toys. It’s like a disappointing Christmas when you have to put your pants back on to run to the shop, to buy batteries.

What I liked about the Rocks-Off Deadly Passion Bullet

My favourite feature of this toy was the 7 speed / vibration settings. I personally hate the whole off / vibrate feature most bullets have. The same pattern of vibration sends me numb after awhile…but not this! I had great fun playing around with the different speeds and pulses a couple of a times, with varying results.

Rocks Off RO 80mm deadly passion bullet vibrator

The toy is small and would travel easily in a purse, handbag or backpack. It is only recommended for external use but you won’t be left disappointed. This also makes it great for (SAFE!) partner play. As I mentioned, it’s small and pretty and won’t scare your man (or lady) off!

At $25.95 Aussie dollars (plus $10.95 for Express Post shipping), it won’t break the bank and it will get to you quickly.

My least favourite parts of this vibrator

My only minor issue with the Rocks Off Deadly Passion Bullet is the shape of the vibrator. Being shaped like an actual bullet, I found it a little bit pointy at the end. So, I had to be a little careful with which angle I used it.

I recommend the Rocks-Off Bullet for….

All and all it was a good little toy. I would recommend for a first time vibrator user or someone looking for something discreet and not intimidating, but still high quality and fun.

4 out of 5 stars (or squirts). What’s your experience with this bullet vibrator? Comment below.

 

About Miss Moisty

miss moisty sex toy reviewer

Miss Moisty is a 20-something entertainer who has dabbled in many aspects of the adult industry, including pole dancing, burlesque and exotic dancing. Plus a touch of nude modelling here and there. Her latest venture is sex toy reviewing. She believes in and supports sex positivism and will try anything once…twice if it makes her cum!

Stay tuned for more sex toy reviews soon!